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Ugly Kid Joe

Back in 1991, they blasted into the global charts like a torpedo with Everything About You and Cats in the Cradle - and in 2026, they’re bringing their iconic cult attitude to the high seas! Ugly Kid Joe are living proof of how to seamlessly fuse 90s nostalgia with uncompromising Hard Rock and a healthy dose of middle-finger humor.
Frontman Whitfield Crane and his crew are natural-born entertainers for any ship bar or festival deck. Packing fresh material like Rad Wings of Destiny alongside their immortal multi-platinum classics, they turn every venue into a boiling cauldron. Welcome to America's Least Wanted on the FMC!

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