{"id":3814,"date":"2026-11-06T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-11-06T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/?p=3814"},"modified":"2026-11-09T13:29:49","modified_gmt":"2026-11-09T12:29:49","slug":"ugly-kid-joe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/en\/ugly-kid-joe\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugly Kid Joe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back in 1991, they blasted into the global charts like a torpedo with Everything About You and Cats in the Cradle - and in 2026, they\u2019re bringing their iconic cult attitude to the high seas! Ugly Kid Joe are living proof of how to seamlessly fuse 90s nostalgia with uncompromising Hard Rock and a healthy dose of middle-finger humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frontman Whitfield Crane and his crew are natural-born entertainers for any ship bar or festival deck. 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Welcome to America's Least Wanted on the FMC!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"696\" src=\"https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography-1024x696.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3810\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography-1024x696.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography-768x522.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography-18x12.jpg 18w, https:\/\/www.full-metal-cruise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fmc27_bands_ugly_kid_joe_c_eve-ov-beer-photography.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1991 knallten sie mit Everything About You und Cats in the Cradle wie ein Torpedo in die weltweiten Charts \u2013 2026 bringen sie die absolute Kult-Attit\u00fcde auf die Weltmeere! Ugly Kid Joe sind das lebende Beispiel daf\u00fcr, wie man 90er-Nostalgie mit kompromisslosem Hard Rock und einer geh\u00f6rigen Dosis Mittelfinger-Humor verschmilzt. 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